Blogging about a fake reality show is really stupid, but I’m game. I do have an inane reputation to keep up after all.

• Who’s this new dufus Kevin that’s hanging out w/Spencer? Probably an actor, never mind.
• The fashion PR lady, Kelly is obsessed w/forcing her employees to wear black. I like it.
• Heidi proclaims, “I’m shaking mad!” when she sees Spencer talking to another girl at a club. “I don’t even want to look at you!” Wow. Holy faux drama Batman.
• I miss Lauren’s fake relationship w/Brody. Brody at least brought the mancandy.
• What’s up with these lame Alicia Keys micro-series snippets? Me no likey.
• Lauren called Spencer “a scum” and then seemed surprised by her own venom. For Spencer, scum is a compliment, so I’m confused.
• All Heidi does at her fake job is talk about Spencer. Her fake coworker always acts really interested in everything she has to say. If she was my coworker, I’d have to surround myself with that “cone of silence” thing they had on that old tv show, Get Smart.
• YES! Commercial for Gossip Girl. New eps. next week. Sweet cherry pie.
• NO! Commercial for The Real World. No mas por favor.
• “Relationship Vacation” must be short for “let me get my bitch on for a few weeks, k babe?”
• Apparently Whitney and Lauren are a 2-for-1 special now occupationally.