Sweet mother of god, where do I start? As Gwen Stefani would say, “This sh-t is bananas.” Random thoughts:

• Daisy is only 25, but for some reason she has those Hollywood fish lips that women much older often have.
• Ambre seemed like the only “normal” non-skanky girl this season. Well, until she told Bret she wasn’t wearing any underwear and flashed her hoo-haw at him twice — Sharon Stone style.
• Daisy was completely looney tunes. Every elimination, she acted like someone was holding her puppy at knifepoint.
• Ambre loses major points with me for spelling her name A-M-B-R-E instead of A-M-B-E-R like a normal person. “My sister’s son’s name is Anfernee and he gets mad when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about my sister naming him Anfernee.” (A cookie to anyone who gets that movie reference.)
• Daisy kept referring to Ambre as “80 years old.” I really hope that when Daisy turns 37, her fishlip plastic surgery face looks like Joan Rivers. It would serve her right.
• The show ended with Bret asking Ambre to go off with him for some “hot monkey sex.”
• Classy.