Blogging about a fake reality show is really stupid, but I’m game. I do have an inane reputation to keep up after all.

• Who’s this new dufus Kevin that’s hanging out w/Spencer? Probably an actor, never mind.
• The fashion PR lady, Kelly is obsessed w/forcing her employees to wear black. I like it.
• Heidi proclaims, “I’m shaking mad!” when she sees Spencer talking to another girl at a club. “I don’t even want to look at you!” Wow. Holy faux drama Batman.
• I miss Lauren’s fake relationship w/Brody. Brody at least brought the mancandy.
• What’s up with these lame Alicia Keys micro-series snippets? Me no likey.
• Lauren called Spencer “a scum” and then seemed surprised by her own venom. For Spencer, scum is a compliment, so I’m confused.
• All Heidi does at her fake job is talk about Spencer. Her fake coworker always acts really interested in everything she has to say. If she was my coworker, I’d have to surround myself with that “cone of silence” thing they had on that old tv show, Get Smart.
• YES! Commercial for Gossip Girl. New eps. next week. Sweet cherry pie.
• NO! Commercial for The Real World. No mas por favor.
• “Relationship Vacation” must be short for “let me get my bitch on for a few weeks, k babe?”
• Apparently Whitney and Lauren are a 2-for-1 special now occupationally.

Sweet mother of god, where do I start? As Gwen Stefani would say, “This sh-t is bananas.” Random thoughts:

• Daisy is only 25, but for some reason she has those Hollywood fish lips that women much older often have.
• Ambre seemed like the only “normal” non-skanky girl this season. Well, until she told Bret she wasn’t wearing any underwear and flashed her hoo-haw at him twice — Sharon Stone style.
• Daisy was completely looney tunes. Every elimination, she acted like someone was holding her puppy at knifepoint.
• Ambre loses major points with me for spelling her name A-M-B-R-E instead of A-M-B-E-R like a normal person. “My sister’s son’s name is Anfernee and he gets mad when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about my sister naming him Anfernee.” (A cookie to anyone who gets that movie reference.)
• Daisy kept referring to Ambre as “80 years old.” I really hope that when Daisy turns 37, her fishlip plastic surgery face looks like Joan Rivers. It would serve her right.
• The show ended with Bret asking Ambre to go off with him for some “hot monkey sex.”
• Classy.

I went to the Celtics Pro Shop today at North Station and made a couple of important discoveries… 1) There is a lot more cool NBA women’s gear than there is for MLB (no offense, Alyssa Milano). 2) Apparently bedazzle is the new pink. What I mean by this is that it used to be where all the pro sports women’s gear was pink and now instead of pink, everything seems to be adorned with silver rhinestones. Oh well, I guess its a start. I like pink, but not on my fan gear. Team colors please, thankyouverymuch.

Anyway, the real purpose of this post was to blog about the Laker/Spurs game today. No, I’m not going to spew out stats or fawn over Kobe’s superhuman skills… Nope. You can get that anywhere. There are serious NBA blogs (see blogroll) out there that will fill you in on that crap. What I really want to bring to your attention are the real stars in the Staples Center. Yes, that’s right… Jack “I wear my sunglasses at night” Nicholson, Spike “I’m just here filming a Kobe spot for ESPN, otherwise I’d be suffering through another heinous Knicks game”, oh oh oh and of course, Mrs. Tony Longoria Parker. Every time I see ELP, I think of the 3 million and 22 cameos of her we saw during last year’s playoff run. I love how the production team always ALWAYS always has to point out the stars in the crowd. Its even better when they interview them. For instance, at a recent Celtics game, they interviewed longtime C-fan and Bostonian, Donnie Wahlberg. It was seriously good times. Donnie really knows his sh-t. He’s not just sitting there in a pink #5 jersey shimmying for the cameras *cough Jessica Simpson cough*.

Wow, that was seriously inane. Even for me. I win!

I plan on blogging here about all the stupid things I watch on television. Which is comprised mostly of NBA basketball and reality television. Sounds exciting doesn’t it? Shutty. :p