I’m not the world’s biggest IRL fan, but I do watch it when I get the chance and happen to stumble upon a race every other weekend or so. If I had to pick a favorite, I would choose Tony Kanaan because in interviews he seems like a cool guy and not a douchebag (like certain Nascar drivers who will remain nameless *cough Tony Stewart cough*). My least favorite IRL driver hands down is Danica Patrick. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me when they broadcast the in-car communication. *shiver* Not only is she whiny, but she’s only moderately talented and not at all worth all the hype. Last weekend, I think the IRL officials should’ve let her walk all the way down to Ryan Briscoe’s pit. If she’s going to be little miss hothead and storm into other driver’s pits, then she deserves to get knocked down on her ass. She had every right to be pissed, but storming down pit road was all show. What was she going to do when she got there? Pull out her fists of fury and go medieval on his ass? Didn’t think so. Its like when Kevin Harvick threatens someone on the Nascar track. What’s he got to back that crap up? All 170 pounds of him. Yap, yap, yap. They remind me of my dad’s two chihuahuas.

Horse racing is barbaric and I refuse to watch it.

Someone put Willie Randolph out of his misery already. This reminds me of the Joe Torre job watch from last year. Just rip off the bandaid, it’ll hurt a lot less.

Clear out Brett Favre’s locker for the love of elvis presley and all that is holy…