Holy crap on a trisquit. I’ve been so exhausted lately, I really thought I was going to die from it. Ok fine, I wasn’t going to die from it, but man… I’ve never been that tired for such a long stretch of time in a row. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Anyway. So the Boston Celtics are in the NBA Finals. Yippee-kye-yay muthertruckers. I was psyched, but not surprised when they clinched on the road in Detroit. Once I saw Sheed go into the “Sheed circle” and not really do anything, I knew Detroit was in trouble. He’s way too sensitive for his teammates to be calling him out. He reminds me of Manny Ramirez in that way. I think they’re both genius savants who live inside their own heads and say things that only make sense to themselves and people living on Mars. Don’t get me wrong, I love them. Who wouldn’t? But, they’re sensitive and you can’t boo them (fans) or call them out (teammates) if you want to win.

Speaking of the Sox, I watched practically a whole baseball game yesterday. That’s pretty good for me. Usually I get bored after a couple innings and bail out. They beat the Orioles in Baltimore and I couldn’t believe there were enough people chanting “Let’s go Red Sox” for it to be audible. Don’t the Orioles have fans? Is Baltimore really that close to Boston? Crazy stuff. Good game though. Manny hit number 501. Good times, good times.

I also watched “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated” and “Living Lohan” on E! The biggest thing I noticed after watching both shows (plus an old Kardashians rerun) is that famous people are obsessed with looking themselves up on the Internet. They Google themselves constantly… So if you ever want to get a famous person’s attention, just create a fan page or something and I guarantee you they’ll see it. Haha.