Madonna & A-Rod rumor - What’s so weird about it? If it’s true, it means they can get couples mani/pedis together.
Brett Favre unretirement rumor - Aaron Rogers will kill him in his sleep. No, really.
Baron Davis to the Clippers - A shorter trip for his celebrity fanclub. Works for me.
Watched the Tila Tequila finale last night. Wow. I’m SHOCKED. Absolutely SHOCKED that Tila didn’t end up finding her one true love. Whatever will she do? Hmmm…
1-Sign up at Match.com?
2-Try being single for awhile?
3-Continue to degrade herself and others for entertainment purposes by filming a 3rd season of “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila”? (Hint: It’s this one.)
I’m not the world’s biggest IRL fan, but I do watch it when I get the chance and happen to stumble upon a race every other weekend or so. If I had to pick a favorite, I would choose Tony Kanaan because in interviews he seems like a cool guy and not a douchebag (like certain Nascar drivers who will remain nameless *cough Tony Stewart cough*). My least favorite IRL driver hands down is Danica Patrick. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me when they broadcast the in-car communication. *shiver* Not only is she whiny, but she’s only moderately talented and not at all worth all the hype. Last weekend, I think the IRL officials should’ve let her walk all the way down to Ryan Briscoe’s pit. If she’s going to be little miss hothead and storm into other driver’s pits, then she deserves to get knocked down on her ass. She had every right to be pissed, but storming down pit road was all show. What was she going to do when she got there? Pull out her fists of fury and go medieval on his ass? Didn’t think so. Its like when Kevin Harvick threatens someone on the Nascar track. What’s he got to back that crap up? All 170 pounds of him. Yap, yap, yap. They remind me of my dad’s two chihuahuas.
Horse racing is barbaric and I refuse to watch it.
Someone put Willie Randolph out of his misery already. This reminds me of the Joe Torre job watch from last year. Just rip off the bandaid, it’ll hurt a lot less.
Clear out Brett Favre’s locker for the love of elvis presley and all that is holy…
The Ball Don’t Lie boys are Liveblogging the FkingSpurs/Hornets game. Those Liveblogs are always a party, so I’m sure I’ll make my usual cameo. Not sure if they’re serious or kidding, but they’ve advised that a “comment intern” will be perusing the inane crap people like me send their way. Hmmmm, so how does one become a “comment intern”? Are there classes in college that teach that because it sounds like a pretty slick job to me.
In other news, I love my mother. She left me a voicemail on my work phone instead of my cell, so I emailed her and reminded her that I prefer to receive my personal calls on my cell phone. She writes back, “I’m sorry I forgot to call the right number. You can just tell me to SIT MY ASS DOWN next time you see me. Love, Mother” Haha, is she perfect or what?
I haven’t forgotten the Red Sox but I probably won’t start blogging about them in earnest until the NBA playoffs are over. However, I have to say that I love LOVE love the fact that Manny stopped right in the middle of a play to high five a fan. Only at Fenway… That’s fking brilliant. BRILLIANT. Like Progressive, I say it louder.
If I ever refer to another inane blogger as a “peer” or “colleague” you have my permission to kick me square in the ass. I am well aware that some bloggers are successful and actually get paid to share their opinions with the internet world — some of them even get book deals, go on media tours or write for major publications – and that’s fking fabulous for them, but there are just way too many bloggers nowadays with “fans” who think they’re above any old dipstick with a Blogger or Wordpress account. That may or may not be true depending on who is involved, but let me say this… There’s nothing more insufferable than an elitist blogger.
Sweet baby jesus, how many “dear friends” does this guy (Kritik designer, Jonathan Cheban) have? Also, I’m sure Juicy just loves this PR… lol (oh yeah, kill the music on the left hand sidebar if you want to actually hear the video sound *wink*)
I plan on blogging here about all the stupid things I watch on television. Which is comprised mostly of NBA basketball and reality television. Sounds exciting doesn’t it? Shutty. :p
I shall commence yammering… don’t mind me.