I shall commence yammering… don’t mind me.

Madonna & A-Rod rumor - What’s so weird about it? If it’s true, it means they can get couples mani/pedis together.

Brett Favre unretirement rumor - Aaron Rogers will kill him in his sleep. No, really.

Baron Davis to the Clippers - A shorter trip for his celebrity fanclub. Works for me.

Watched the Tila Tequila finale last night. Wow. I’m SHOCKED. Absolutely SHOCKED that Tila didn’t end up finding her one true love. Whatever will she do? Hmmm…

1-Sign up at Match.com?
2-Try being single for awhile?
3-Continue to degrade herself and others for entertainment purposes by filming a 3rd season of “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila”? (Hint: It’s this one.)