1. I think KG must have literally meant it when he said that the game plan was, “Pass the ball to Paul and get the hell out of the way.” But, that doesn’t actually really bode well for the C’s. See, I was trying to think about which Piston I was going to post a voodoo doll picture of today and I couldn’t narrow it down to one guy. They are balanced at every position and don’t rely on just one guy to carry them to the win. Not long ago, I would’ve described the Celtics that way too, but lately, not so much. Any given night, one or more is more likely to disappear than show up and needless to say, that’s not good. Me no likey.

2. Raise your hand if you really expected P.J. Brown to be an integral part of any win on-the-court in the post-season? If you’re raising your hand, you’re either Kreskin or a liar.

3. Missing shooting guard. If found, please return unharmed. No questions asked. Reward offered.

In other areas of my mind:

I watched the season finale of Keeping up with the Kardashians last night. So much of Kim Kardashian’s my boyfriend Reggie these days. Very interesting. Even more interesting is how he appears on the show, but doesn’t actually speak. Maybe its just as well. Some people should just sit there and look pretty.

Gossip Girl tonight. I can’t believe (well I can) that the “Serena killed someone” plot was so incredibly lame and they tied it all up in a bow in one episode. I hope it wasn’t the “jumped the shark” moment. I’ll miss Chuck if the show gets too sucky to watch.

There was no basketball jones podcast today so I decided to enjoy the archives and re-listened to the last 8 episodes. Good times, good times. I laughed out loud (again) in my office over the Scalabrine rap and the Nicola phone call. If loving that podcast is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Note to Jason Giambi and whichever teammates wear his golden thong - Ewwwwwwwww!

The Blowtorch posted the Spurs Game 7 Gameplan and it’s an instant classic…

The fking Spurs are still alive and well in the playoffs. They do this to torment me. *shaking fist at the sky*

My beloved Celtics are playing the Lebrons away again tonight. Unlike Jameer, I will not guarantee a victory for my team. Instead… I’m introducing a new product that I believe will be useful for years to come:

I hate to put the ole hex-a-rino on Lebron because I do like him, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

In other news, ESPN has been talking about Kim Kardashian’s my boyfriend all day because there’s another USC athletics scandal. That’s been fun. I understand why its a story and all, but raise your hand if you’re really shocked and awed by the idea that O.J. Mayo might’ve started accepting “cash and gifts” early… I’m not going to make excuses because quite honestly, I don’t really care. If someone backs a truck up to my house and offers me a flat screen and a suitcase of money, I’m not saying, “No thanks” but maybe that’s just me.

Crap! Just remembered the Celtics, Gossip Girl and The Hills are all on tonight. Why can’t I clone myself? Obviously the Celtics game 4 playoff game is the most important… but, its also extremely important to find out who Serena killed. *sigh* It’s like Sophie’s Choice!

• I really REALLY really wish I had pic-in-a-pic on the TV in my bedroom so I could watch the Celtics/Hawks game and Gossip Girl at the same time. Instead, I’m going to be flipping channels for an hour. Le sigh.
• Dear Pat Reilly - Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye… (or at least goodbye until Wade and Beasley bring the team back to playoff form)
• Jay-Z adds more fuel to DeShawn Stevenson’s already overinflated ego by penning him a diss tune.
• Primoz Brezec dances on Sam Vincent’s grave.
• Oh Chuck Bass, how I love thee…
• The Celtics are currently trailing the Hawks. I swear if they go toe up in the first round, I’m going to go completely and 100% batshit crazy.
• This just in. Zaza is dead to me. You DARE head butt KG, sucker? Actually, lets just save ourselves some time. I declare the entire Hawks team to be dead to me. That should about cover it.